me owning the kangaroos at the zoo
i am evil and gay and i love to complain
100 Days of Music (Day 20)
↳"Tete-a-Tete" by Walk the MoonLove is so irrational-oh oh,
The more we fight the less I know-oh oh..
This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada
Canada is trying to tell us something, guys.
by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
things i used to laugh at
- actual jokes
things i laugh at now
- yard sard