brittanyymorris:

UMMM SHOULD I BE EXCITED?!?! 😱

brittanyymorris:

UMMM SHOULD I BE EXCITED?!?! 😱

tamaratunie:

who is gonna be the danny tanner to my uncle joey ie im your best friend so you let me mooch off you for 10 years in your sick expensive house in san francisco in exchange for occasionally making your kids breakfast and teaching them life lessons 

vaspim:

You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

(Source: hannahmarymei)

kanyes-wife:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual


'lol what can you do'

kanyes-wife:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

'lol what can you do'

(Source: shovel2)

fatwink:

homoseksual:

tyleroakley:

"How Not To React When Your Son Is Gay"

My heart breaks while watching this video. If you’re reading this and need support, please contact The Trevor Project. They are the leading national organization for crisis & suicide prevention - they are there to talk, 24/7 - confidential and free.

this made me sick to my stomach

every straight person needs to watch this video

(Source: tyleroakley)

me: *owns 264 unread books*
me: *buys 17 new books*
me: *rereads harry potter*

orgyporgy:

as soon as i heard her line “pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me NyQuil” i knew i was listening to Art

(Source: philosalena)