everytimeyoucloseyoureyes:

all this and more
strange desire

yugichrist:

some sort of fucked cyberpunk world where chester cheeto is the only acceptable depiction of god

unclefather:

*elementary school*

kid 1: whatcha doing

kid 2: eating chocolate

kid 1: where’d ya get it

kid 2: doggy dropped it

*8 years later*

me: they were eating poop

language-obsession:

IM SO IMPRESSED

(Source: jeandescole)

presidentgay:

i may have framed this work of art. credit to anonymous for this beautiful gem.

Friend: So what languages do you speak then?
Me: Eh, well, I speak English and German..mostly.
Friend: I thought you were really into languages?
Me:
Friend: ?
Me: Well, I mean, I can sorta probably get by in Twi but there's a lot of English in that, and Spanish for like holidays maybe, and Dutch and Swedish but that's mostly German, and I'll give Dagaare and Assamese a shot but make a fool of myself, and then obviously Greek and Hebrew and Latin you don't speak...so...and I'm ok with Sumerian and Akkadian, and I'll take a stab at Hittite and Luwian and Eblaite and Ugaritic and I wouldn't say I can READ Middle Egyptian but we're getting there at a stretch
Friend:
Me: So...yeah...German and English ...
Happy 6th Anniversary IU! I am so proud to be a uaena, am so proud to have you as my role model, and am so proud that you have made it this far into your career. You have never disappointed me when it comes to your music or more importantly, your character. You deserve every success you’ve had so far, and the many more that are to come. Thank you so much for pursing music and for existing, I can’t express it enough. Let’s go on for another 6 years okay? I love you! #6yearswithIU♥

(Source: pilsuks)

RED LIGHT: a kpop ladies mix for when you want to feel like a badass. (link)

(Source: ambersliu)

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

I wanna fuck so many of you

Nice nice but I wanna eat this turkey bacon BLT

what the fuck is a blt

Do you not have Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwiches in the UK….

if we did we’d just call it a “bacon lettuce tomato sandwich”

So you guys don’t have abbreviations either? Laugh Out Loud…..