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me owning the kangaroos at the zoo


me owning the kangaroos at the zoo


i am evil and gay and i love to complain

Walk The Moon - Tete-a-Tete
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100 Days of Music (Day 20)
 ↳"Tete-a-Tete" by Walk the Moon
Love is so irrational-oh oh,
The more we fight the less I know-oh oh..

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This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

Canada is trying to tell us something, guys.

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by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime




my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently


things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard
me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
me driving: say your prayers

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